the known universe

like mind complete, finite; like the forseeable future that can be arranged, unimaginable in scope.

there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.

heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.

poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.

one nature of the known universe (courtesy of bjork): it's all around you.

another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.

well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?

by silencut March 2, 2009

university files

When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.

Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!

by Steven B 87 October 2, 2008

the alternate universe

the place where magic happens.

Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.

by vashill April 5, 2020

University of Portland

A private Catholic university that prides themselves on ethical behaviors and safety. Sadly, these values are only followed when it applies when asking for donations and recruiting students. The everyday workings of the University includes covering up misogynistic rants at the Wally Awards by students (witnessed by the University President who did nothing, hardly surprising), severely under paying employees, allowing bullying and abuse by high ranking employees, disproportionate workloads and believing all employees are easily replaced. Also, the University does their best to minimize publicity on sexual assaults, murders (2001 Murder in Mehling Hall) and crime in general. Keys to various buildings are naturally issued to employees when hired, but are rarely collected properly when the employee leaves the University. Meaning, that the campus is not nearly as secure as administration would like people to believe. In the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson, a master key had been stolen and used. The University failed to change the lock within a reasonable amount of time and the master key was used to access the building where the murder occurred. Also, there is no establish plan of action in the case of an on campus shooter. No plan for safety of students or employees.

The University of Portland loves to pontificate to the public about ethics and safety, but failed to follow their own teachings in regards to the 2018 Wally Awards or the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson.

by Better_Off_W/O_UP March 2, 2019

steven universe

Garbage.

bob took out the steven universe, and put it in the trash can.

by Addubbers August 13, 2022

Salisbury University

A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.

I went to Salisbury University to get a cheap Bachelor's degree without breaking the bank.

by Anatolia2 January 14, 2021

Wilkes university

A place where best friends get banned for sticking up for them with out showing up to the campus and has shit teams for sports but a lovely place to visit in the summer

The university filled with back stabbers it is wilkes university they don’t want you

by Tjsjsjdkd February 18, 2021