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Skank-A-Hoe

Well it's pretty self explanatory...
It is a girl who is always showing some form of cleavage and has more boob than brain. This girl has surpassed all levels of Slut, Skank, Whore, Hoe (you get the picture...) and has reached the highest level of sluttiness. Normally works as a sleasly bartender or beer-tub girl.
Two girls walk into club:
Girl 1: Oh my god, that bartender is such a Skank-A-Hoe!
Girl 2 : I know, like is that even a skirt or is that a loin cloth?
by Ging Supreme August 19, 2010
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Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.
Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017
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Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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tumblr hoe

That kind of girl who you see on tumblr posting pictures of her lips and septum, probably has an aesthetic blog, has a daddy kink.
She dresses like slut, but she cute too, she's probably a tumblr hoe.
by Platinum Kai February 22, 2017
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Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife
He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
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Fugly Hoe

some one who is vary uglyy and uses sex to make him/her feel pretty
Chad looks at himself in the mirror and wonders why he bothered to be born."Damn I am a fugly hoe," he thinks. Then, after a wild night with Chrissy he feels pretty inside.
by MarisaMariamMC October 5, 2008
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