Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

The Hollow Man

Having random sex with a stranger and then taking a dump in the stranger's bathroom

I had sex with a girl I met in the casino and proceeded to give her The Hollow Man

by lil chino May 8, 2015

Man the bilge

Getting a yank job from another dude, but not in a gay way.

Terry volunteered to man the bilge while I shuffled and dealt the next hand.

by Fzzuy September 25, 2008

the purple man

If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M

Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.

by Therealmanpurple November 30, 2020

Chili pepper man

😒🤌

Andy: Ay, wheres the chili pepper?

Deliah: With the chili pepper man, OF COURSE.

😒🤌

by M1ntEll1 July 12, 2021

Mr. Man Guy

A person who is chill but also very dumb at times

Hey Mr. Man Guy, are you really dumb or do you just act like it?

by Raboot4567 May 15, 2025