Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

van-illa

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.

Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.

by T.A.R The Allen Report November 27, 2019

Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.

Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.

by kovila13 February 19, 2012

Emma M. Van Buren

A person with aver low IQ. Doesn't understand most things and cheats off of people for homework.

That person may be Emma M. Van Buren

by fsfdfstrtr October 2, 2020

Van Van

A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.

hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy

by SlickCald October 16, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

Van

Vans like to be the center of attention. They are often seen exchanging $20 for nudes of their cousin as well as sending their meat to dudes.

“Van why did you send your meat to Jack?”

by anonymous November 20, 2023