by FaZe Biggamer July 21, 2017
Get the Small Sleevemug. 1: Why do you say you're an NPC?
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)
by UncleRody April 13, 2022
Get the Small Talkmug. (Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020
Get the Small-Dik Lightfootmug. When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.
by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023
Get the Small dick woman energymug. by Big its boto January 3, 2016
Get the small hotelmug. Person: Bro is that annson?
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick
person : go figure.....
( annson was asian btw )
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick
person : go figure.....
( annson was asian btw )
by lildickus_101 May 14, 2023
Get the Small Dickmug. Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.
Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Small Dickmug.