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nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.
'My love life is a complete nut show!'
by Nutshow September 6, 2016
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hamster nuts

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.
“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”
by beefy3 September 21, 2020
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Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.
My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.
by Murrkin June 18, 2017
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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008
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Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.
I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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