Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

very small head

Very small head is a disease where the head is so small that the person doesn't have a brain

Samuel has Very small head disease.

by human human February 20, 2021

Small Penisites

A disorder when your Penis is really small.

Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023

Small portion

Toxic , controlling , careless , destructive and boring , small portions will pretend to be in a relationship with you for there own entertainment when they really don’t care , small portions don’t care about your well-being or how you feel, they don’t keep your secrets and thinks it’s ok to talk bad things about you behind your back, never trust small portions.

That small portion was being so horrible!

by Masters minion February 2, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

small meat

an annoying person that everyone hates

Nobody wants rick here, he is such a small meat

by johngrady June 3, 2010