Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

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Logan

Logan's that one kid who is very mysterious. You will never know what he may do? some days he will give you candy and some days he will give you a FINGER to the ASS.

(Nate) logan is cool
(Josh) ehhh, he is kind of a goth
(Blake) he gave me candy
(Sean) he gave me a slap to the ass

by :((((( February 18, 2022

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Logan Kirton

A fat fuck thinking he’s cool but nothing exept a phat incest mink

Logan kirton goes out with his cousin lol

by ComeSitOnMyCockDavid January 27, 2020

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LoganIsm

I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

Loganism means I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

by gabb the grabb December 1, 2023

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