You

How do you not know who you are? Let me tell you- you are stupid. I have proof. You searched 'you' into UB's search bar. Idiot.

You are a you.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

you caught me in my nightie

When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.

Howard: oh no what are you doing here?

Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.

by MeetMyMeat December 8, 2019

Sis you fishy

Sis you fishy means when someone’s coochie stank and you gotta be like hey sis you fish

Rebeca was sitting at the table and she opens her legs and a waft of her fishy filled ur nostrils so you said “Sis you fishy”

by Spillingsisterfax December 9, 2019

You

ur prob sitting in ur room and searching something some1 texted u bc u didn't understand it

-why do you know
-i can relate

by klinchu December 10, 2019

You

ur prob sitting in ur room and searching something some1 texted u bc u didn't understand it

-why do you know
-i can relate

by klinchu December 10, 2019

You

ur prob sitting in ur room and searching something some1 texted u bc u didn't understand it

-why do you know
-i can relate

by klinchu December 10, 2019

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019