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Small Dick Syndrome

When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.

They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.

These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.

It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;

- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick

There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.

Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!

Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.

We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.

Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
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Small

SMUSHY; incredibly cute; vulnerable state; makes ur heart warm
The dogs are small when they wake up.
by A+A+S+Z+JF December 9, 2021
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small-o

Someone who isn't high-impact, with a "small" life.
John has an okay but not great job, okay but not great wife, a small-o.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 24, 2023
mugGet the small-omug.

Small trowel

A child, typically a boy, who is found to be particularly sexually attractive. The term is meant to discreetly inform about an implied desire to “dig them out”
32$ for a bag of chips and 4 small trowels.
by Babiesrsexy July 3, 2024
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Small chug

A small chug, which is intended to be a small chug of small amounts of any fluid. It sounds like as if it would be a big chug, in terms of, chugging a whole, full glass of cold beer, but as said this is defined as chugging a small amount of fluids of any kind, in a rapid way.
There was so little left in the box of milk, he performed a small chug, drinking what's little left in the box.

That's a small chug. It's like a chug, where you drink a whole glass of something in a competition, but only what's left in a glass.
by Storeholm February 19, 2022
mugGet the Small chugmug.

Small Dick Energy

Andrew Tate and his supporters
Person 1: "He supports Andrew Tate and his morals"

Person 2: "that gives off such small dick energy!!"
by daphyducks January 3, 2023
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Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond
She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder
by ojdav August 31, 2017
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