PG clean

Used to mean to keep things in kid friendly range, usually PG or under.

Oh no, gotta keep it PG clean or we will end up on Good Morning America!

by U S E R N A M E April 29, 2025

Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Creativity Clean

A clean and safe way to sleep with an artist after going to the club and dragging her ass home

“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”

by neverwyaed March 26, 2023