chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

Chop

a marijuana & tobacco combination which is smoked amongst Native Americans (mostly from the Rosebud, Crow Creek, & Yankton reservations), an Asian guy named Lee, & people spread across small towns in the Midwest. Side affects include addiction, half hardness, & going “ehh” often.

“Nic, light me up a chop bowl”
“It’s not Nic it’s Nicholas bitch ass nigga”

by lakotafather October 20, 2023

Chops

big fat band kid failing all his class he's addicted to chess has not taken a shower in ages and has a crush on a boy who lives in California (probably illegally) named Santiago, he also enjoys dirty sanchez from beaners.

Attractive girl: do you smell that, it's rancid
Normal guy: yeah I think it's a guy named Chops

by .-- -.- --. - .-. -..- ..- .-. June 13, 2023

Chopping up the flow

When someone or something interferes with your daily functioning

Hey man you are really chopping up the flow right now boss

by Bigacademicguy January 13, 2023

Chopped

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

that anime is chopped

by wab1 April 18, 2025

Chopped out

Someone with a large penis

Did you hear about Pete davidsons hog? That dude is chopped out to the max

by Bigchopper69 December 17, 2024

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019