Using the phrase taking a turd implies the act of a Poop Goblin, so rather than incriminating oneself, they can instead imply that they are participating in nothing but the luxury of shitting, by saying go turd.
On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
"Hey can you pause the game? I gotta go take a turd."
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
by DynamiteMechaGodzilla July 02, 2023
someone who wants the best in life and is going to reach the top no matter what. work hard for what they want to make sh*t happen for themselves and nothing is going to stop them.
by imthatguyy February 12, 2019
(v.) To act with less civility towards another individual
- The use of 'go' in the term may be conjugated depending on tense (e.g. going hood, went hood)
-This term best represents actions considered stereotypical responses to being insulted/disrespected within the school of hard knocks.
- The use of 'go' in the term may be conjugated depending on tense (e.g. going hood, went hood)
-This term best represents actions considered stereotypical responses to being insulted/disrespected within the school of hard knocks.
by 369labyrinth May 06, 2016
it's just a fucking blank word, why do you even look at this "word" you stupid asshole?
You know, i want to tell a story about my fucking dog i don't know. MY DOG FUCKING LIVES RIGHT NOW, THIS FUCKING DOG IS LYING ON MY FLOOR RIGHT NOW... why do you even take your time to read this shit?
You know, i want to tell a story about my fucking dog i don't know. MY DOG FUCKING LIVES RIGHT NOW, THIS FUCKING DOG IS LYING ON MY FLOOR RIGHT NOW... why do you even take your time to read this shit?
by nokafik January 24, 2017
Anna's friends found that she was going bridal over the smallest details of her wedding and needed to calm down!
by TheLipstickContessa June 21, 2009
I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I pray to God that he make me a better man, uh
Maybe one day I'ma stand for somethin'
I'm thankin' God that he made you part of the plan
I guess I ain't go through all that Hell for nothin'
I'm always fuckin' up and wreckin' shit, it seems like I perfected it
I offer you my love, I hope you take it like some medicine
You tell me, ain't nobody better than me, I think that there's better than me
Hope you see the better in me, always end up betterin' me
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I pray to God that he make me a better man, uh
Maybe one day I'ma stand for somethin'
I'm thankin' God that he made you part of the plan
I guess I ain't go through all that Hell for nothin'
I'm always fuckin' up and wreckin' shit, it seems like I perfected it
I offer you my love, I hope you take it like some medicine
You tell me, ain't nobody better than me, I think that there's better than me
Hope you see the better in me, always end up betterin' me
by hey fishy bwoda October 22, 2020
1.Fuck ham nigga i'm bout to bring out the whole damn deli on em.
2. Bruh I'm bout to go deli on these niggas real talk.
2. Bruh I'm bout to go deli on these niggas real talk.
by THExTxMo January 29, 2010