a few days of warmer weather near the end of winter. It fools some people into thinking that Spring is finally here, but alas, like a strip club, it proves to be "just a tease."
by Dae Han Min Guk March 3, 2011
Get the strip club weathermug. The finest country club in all of northwest Indiana. It has one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country kept up by arguably the greatest groundscrew of all time.
by Treshawndeandre69 June 28, 2022
Get the Valparaiso country clubmug. When you find yourself waving and saying hello to everyone you see at a country club. Other symptoms include saying "nice shot" when they hit an average shot when playing golf. You also find your self doing this at crappy public courses and everyone thinks you're weird.
Golfer: I just waved at some guy driving down the thruway.
Friend: Man, you got country club effect bad!
Friend: Man, you got country club effect bad!
by Golferman128 July 22, 2009
Get the Country Club Effectmug. The opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have sex below the surface of the earth. Also applies to submarines.
Guy #1: I heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. Apparently he joined the Mile Low Club.
Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.
Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.
Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
by arrivez à l'helico February 11, 2010
Get the Mile Low Clubmug. Driftless Pony Club is a popular and acclaimed indie rock band now based in Chicago. The members of the band are Craig Benzine, Matt Weber, Sam Grant, and Nate Bartley.
The band has three releases -- Jane (2004), Cholera (2006), and Expert (2009). As of 2009, they are signed to DFTBA Records.
In addition to creating music, the band is also known for the irreverent (and sometimes bizarre) videos they create, many of which are available on their YouTube channel (SamboneJr).
Driftless Pony Club's music is most often compared to Modest Mouse. The band openly acknowledge Modest Mouse as one of their guitar rock inspirations, along with the Pixies, Weezer, and many others.
The band has three releases -- Jane (2004), Cholera (2006), and Expert (2009). As of 2009, they are signed to DFTBA Records.
In addition to creating music, the band is also known for the irreverent (and sometimes bizarre) videos they create, many of which are available on their YouTube channel (SamboneJr).
Driftless Pony Club's music is most often compared to Modest Mouse. The band openly acknowledge Modest Mouse as one of their guitar rock inspirations, along with the Pixies, Weezer, and many others.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
Get the Driftless Pony Clubmug. Alison was so horny so she went and got 400 dollars from her savings and went to the stop club she paid for a private room and ask for the sexiest, lustrous, biggest, and hardest female that could sex her up, she paid and extra 200 dollars for the woman to fuck her hard. Alison went into the room and there were two sexy women in thongs standing there. She pulled all of her clothes off and opened her legs wide.
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
by Hot stories January 7, 2021
Get the Lesbian strip clubmug. Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).
1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.
by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011
Get the Mile Post Clubmug.