When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.
Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.
by Dreamerman May 16, 2010
When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.
Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”
- Don’t put my name in there
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”
- Don’t put my name in there
by Skippy Pippy June 18, 2019
by ThatOrNot January 21, 2018
a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.
me and a mate made this up and love it
me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream
mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream
mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
by mad.hoe January 13, 2020
A sexy, juicy, light chocalate, caramel, bodacious, beautiful, bootiful, bootylicious, tasty, cutie, yum yum, apple clitlickerishous, black female. Sometimes are racist just like on the movie School Days. And Sometimes are original and luv being black.
Example 1 Oooh Shittttttttt, Look at that Caramel Ice Cream walkin' down the street. She fine.
Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".
Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".
by bigmaneastside August 18, 2011
by M0r1uus March 25, 2020
by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016