Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 03, 2023

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good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 20, 2024

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waist of flesh

Something some low life calls a person to make their self look better than that person but usually this "Waist of Flesh" is an amazingly beautiful person who deserves the best.

Low life: Your such a waist of flesh
You: *Thoughts are self harm*

by whydowegettreatedthisway February 20, 2015

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