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Turtlehead

Well shit…
Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks
by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023
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Turtlehead

When your poop begins to peek out of your butthole, like a turtle head out of its shell.
“No, I am not the one who called about the turtlehead!”
by GMM2023 September 20, 2023
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Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”
by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 4, 2025
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