metv toons

the greatest TV network out there. it's basically 90s cartoon network, but free/cheap (depending on where you live). such an ass-blasting barrage of classic cartoons, it'll make you flake on the hottest girl in town.

mark: yo joel, didn't you have a hot date with big booty judy tonight?
joel: fuck judy, i'm watching metv toons. looney tunes is on.
mark: sweet.

by clammobile January 19, 2025

Davy Toons

Peak. Absolute peak. Not to be confused with David Toons.

Guy 1: Bro have you seen that new Davy Toons video?
Guy 2: Yeah it was fire.

by Hat Person August 19, 2023

toon talking

When someone usually an adult talks down on a kids or cartoon show while watching it.

Peppa Pig: Everyone likes jumping down in muddy puddles.
Toon Talking: I don’t.

by Gobsonnnn August 27, 2021

Toon Salad

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.

I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.

by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020

Coony toon

Sam Sutton!

See that coony toon,?such a Sam Sutton!

by Sssssaaaaaammmmmmmmmm........ April 17, 2011

Paige toone

Paige toone Is a future circus clown and a strange person indeed. Laughs like a seal on crack and has very flippable hair that she straightens about once in a blue moon for a week before giving up.

Did u hear that Paige toone ran away to join the circus?

Oh yeah well no suprises there

by ItHuRtS?? November 25, 2021

Toon Line

When working with a parade float using festooning and you are trying to create a perfect line on the parade float.

Follow the Toon Line to the end and the float will match up and be straight all around.

by StarmanG June 22, 2022