Most likely tall, dumb, suck at biology, dates your cousin only writes in paragraphs, when he texts his girlfriend, most likey to date a girl named harly or Cortney.
by stangstallins April 26, 2022
Get the Hamptonmug. thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt
girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi
girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON
by kkeiran  January 12, 2020
Get the keiran hamptonmug. Hampton is the word you use for a person who is sorta ok but not really. A Hampton is cool enough to get by. Not really cute but sorta
by A_person-who_exists August 18, 2019
Get the Hamptonmug. by asevsis April 18, 2022
Get the Hamptons NYmug. full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/
by ben sober November 9, 2021
Get the hampton illinoismug. Hampton (aka local yam farm) is an all girls' school located in St. Elizabeth, the girls there are extremely loyal, smart, funny, great listeners, well mannered and nice young ladies, we do not give bun, but on special occasions we may give cocobread, brown bread, and fruitcake. Munro mandem cannot get enough of hamptonians.
For example:
Munro boy: OH MY GOD what a gyal nice, she muss guh a hampton school. i want her fr.
Munro boy #2: rass yk seh shi have 5 man doe
Munro boy: i can be number 6 fr.
Munro boy: OH MY GOD what a gyal nice, she muss guh a hampton school. i want her fr.
Munro boy #2: rass yk seh shi have 5 man doe
Munro boy: i can be number 6 fr.
by Itsnovaistg January 4, 2023
Get the Hampton Schoolmug. When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
by Tyi989 October 1, 2010
Get the pull a Hamptonmug.