stain-fold

Wiping one's ass a second time with the same block of toilet paper after folding it over the shit stain

The toilet paper was running out, so I had to do a stain-fold for the last wipe.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2006

Folding piano

Colloquial expression indicating someone with a propensity to respond adversely to pressure.

Man, that nort's a total folding piano.

by bobworship September 16, 2009

Fold On Grave

Uptown Chicago - The overly proper way of saying "foe nem grave"

Used as an expression like when people say on my momma. Refers to ones close friends or family also could be referred to as someone's team or squad.

Ay man you drank all the milk, go fold on grave.

A: I'm finna go pump this gas
B: Be careful, don't fold on grave.

B:

by TheSlangGazette January 10, 2023

ben folds

A man who once levitated a piano during a concert.

"Fuckin A, Ben levitated a piano!"

by UT Law Student April 15, 2005

folding money

n. paper currency as opposed to coins. (Southern dialect).

Bubba was tired of all of that loose change in his pocket rubbing his leg so he want into the store and swapped it for folding money.

by Richard Black September 25, 2007

ben folds

Ben Folds is the love of my life. He is one of the greatest musicians who ever lived, and his talent on the piano is unmatched by any of today's crappy pop music. Seeing him live in concert makes me want to drop out of school and follow him around the country because he is a god and I love him.

this is a real conversation I once had
Guy: Yo, I was listening to the second track on one of the Ben Folds albums, and it made me cry.
Me: Which one? "Still Fighting It?" Cause that one made me cry.
Guy: No, it was "Fair."
Me: Yeah, Ben Folds is a genius.

by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004

Fold

A person who has excess amount of cellulite creating layers of folds under the skin causing a terrible odour if left unkempt.

Connor - Man, what is the reason for that smell ?

Mark - It’s because that lady doesn’t wash under her folds and stinks.

Connor - That’s so nasty, dude !

Mark - That’s just called being fat.

by SkyfallNinja March 06, 2020