sneaky colombian
a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.
that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
by dan, destroyer of worlds October 24, 2006
When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.
by Cata Funtes August 02, 2010
for them ignorants Colombian Breakfast is not starting your day with a line of cocaine, I am a Colombian and I start my day with Arepas, Empanadas, Nuggets, Bread, Eggs, cereal,etc... don´t believe them stupid stereotypes not all Colombians don´t consume cocaine all day everyday, not even the half of us. yall stupid gringos
Carlos: Imma start my day with a Colombian Breakfast ( Two arepas and 2 scrambled eggs, random breakfast )
by ElCharlie April 09, 2017
a colobian harmonica is achieved when a amount of cocaine is poured on the penis; and the penis is in-turn used to apply the cocaine to the gums of another party; typically, of the female gender. See "number"
a colombian harmonica will get a stripper to blow you in much the same manner as dumping beef gravy on your dick would a fat chick
by DanRatherNot May 04, 2008
A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.
"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
by mRKiPs February 01, 2017
The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
by Anonymous the creeper September 24, 2008
the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
by The Ultimate Guy November 08, 2022