Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.

"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"

by Silvwier February 10, 2010

Spud Webb

The best dunker in the history of the NBA, solely because he was 5'7" with a 42" vertical leap.

Spud Webb won the 1986 Slam Dunk Contest.

by Stylus February 28, 2005

Love Spuds

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

spud webb

had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk

man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!

by headache December 18, 2003

Spud Pud

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

by Mojo King Bee September 6, 2005

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

Spud

1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.

2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.

"Kiss my heesey chelmet spud!!"

by anon6565 December 28, 2005