Silk Tea Bag

1. A high quality package for individual servings of tea

2. An oral sex act requiring a completely waxed and moisturized scrotum.

Examples:

A silk tea bag makes for a better cup of tea.

As a point of courtesy, Dick had provided a silk tea bag for Jane's house warming party

by AngryCanadian September 26, 2009

loose the silk panties

You just bought a (fill in the blank) and you are not using it as designed

Loose the silk panties run it like you stole it

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

Mama's silk purse

1. The female genitalia, i.e. the vulva or pudendum.
2. A piece o' cunt.

"Mama's silk purse looks like it's leaking about this time of the month."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

Silk Hat on a Pig

a person whose (questionable) private character; and, public persona obviously don't match well.

An elegant wardrobe on an obviously earthy creature in repressive, saddening denial about her truthful nature.

complexly about modern women and sexual empowerment - through personal public honesty.

She loves the pianists; there's no shame in it.

c-guzzling-Throat-gagging and all.

a silk hat on a pig, hw,

by Johnny Red Rockets Cocksmithe March 17, 2012

fartin' through silk

rich, win a lot of money

Since he won the lottery he's been fartin' through silk!

by Shitmagnet August 7, 2011

silk purse

Silk Purse n. silk purs
1. A vacation destiny for the queer crowd.

2. A den of villainy and extreme drinking.

3. Game house that includes many activities such as: Hide the Hot Dog, Gatorade Down, and last but not least; Infamous Upper Tanker.

Check out that delicious homo stew at the silk purse.

by Mires January 12, 2004

Silk Stocking,Filled with shit

Flashy and good on the outside, but deep down the person is a prick

The girl was a Silk stocking,Filled with shit

by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015