half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011

Stab and a Half

A saying created by MatPat (The Game Theorist) in a Fran Bow live stream referring to something being good, making them happy, or working well.

Thanks. That was a Stab and a Half.

by Scientific Definitions February 28, 2016

Half Baby

An eighth of weed. Cost between $20 and $70 depending on what type of gas it is. Is a half of a Baby (also known as a vick or a 1/4)

Woe dummy how much ya half babies is?

Can you do a half baby for the $20 please bro ?

by LorDummyFromDaVil May 28, 2019

dickhead and a half

1. Used to describe a person that is beyond being a simple dickhead.

2. A pompous, arrogant son of a bitch, who is so full of themselves that they make the average Joe Dickhead appear acceptable.

3. The nastiest and meanest of all dickheads.

Co-worker #1: Geez, our new boss is a helluva dickhead.
Co-worker #2: True, but he isn't as bad as that dickhead and a half we had before him.

by Major E. Reckshun October 10, 2010

half bone

The state of not having an erection during a blowjob or handjob.

James only got a half bone when Kassi blew him.

by notyourmom March 01, 2008

half kiss

Kissing someone with only one lip.

Alli gave Joe a half kiss, because she only half liked him

by #1dickworker November 12, 2014

half ass

To do something with little effort.
Not completely done.
Poorly done.
Little or no effort is used in the job/activity.

"Why did you do a half ass job cleaning your room? There are dirty clothes under your bed."

1: "How did you get a 57% on that essay? It was easy."
2: "I did a half ass job writing it."

by casey11 August 03, 2007