by Kilelrperson October 30, 2022
Get the Clydemug. That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.
by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025
Get the Clydemug. Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
Get the Clyde torresmug. Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.
Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021
Get the Clydemug. sexiest guy in town hes actually so fucking sexy everyone looks up to him he gets babes everyday and free pussy
by kaydooo April 18, 2023
Get the Clydemug. 
The most awesome and amazing guy you'll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him. Amazing in bed
by Hottie 876 November 7, 2020
Get the Clydemug.