Basketball White

To be bad at basketball or another sport that is normally dominated by a culture other than white caucasian.

Dude, hes a regular basketball white. I dont even think he was aiming for the backboard when he lost the basketball into the road just then.

I hear you, he is damn white!

by Raving Looney February 12, 2007

office basketball

When somebody's trying to hit a trash can with a crumpled piece of paper.

Susie: "God dammit, Jess! My boss freaks me out every miss he makes playing office basketball to see me bending!! Damn perv!"

by niksve December 24, 2010

basketball player

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller

everyone who chucks a brick at the hoop, like gay Teng, who is a gay basketball player

by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006

basketball jones

Someone who is obsessed with the game of basketball. They take everyday situations and try to apply them to the game.

Damn, that bitch gotta basketball jones!

by kimberly08 October 29, 2005

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.

Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!

by J May 25, 2005

Basketball Mouth

A basketball mouth is nosy and someone who cannot keep something to themselves they feel to need to talk about everyone’s business. Someone with a basketball mouth is extremely bad at keeping secrets & their mouth will always be dribbling a.k.a moving and bouncing from one gossip to another.

Friend 1 “Omg I was talking to this boy and...”

Friend 2 “ tell me the rest later basketball mouth is coming”

by VDefines July 30, 2020

Alabama Basketball

When you dribble your balls on your sisters ass then she shits on them.

"damn sistuurr that there alabama basketball feel darn good on my balls"

by sisterfucker12 March 23, 2021