Stab and a Half

A saying created by MatPat (The Game Theorist) in a Fran Bow live stream referring to something being good, making them happy, or working well.

Thanks. That was a Stab and a Half.

by Scientific Definitions November 26, 2015

half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011

Half Baby

An eighth of weed. Cost between $20 and $70 depending on what type of gas it is. Is a half of a Baby (also known as a vick or a 1/4)

Woe dummy how much ya half babies is?

Can you do a half baby for the $20 please bro ?

by LorDummyFromDaVil May 28, 2019

half kiss

Kissing someone with only one lip.

Alli gave Joe a half kiss, because she only half liked him

by #1dickworker November 13, 2014

dickhead and a half

1. Used to describe a person that is beyond being a simple dickhead.

2. A pompous, arrogant son of a bitch, who is so full of themselves that they make the average Joe Dickhead appear acceptable.

3. The nastiest and meanest of all dickheads.

Co-worker #1: Geez, our new boss is a helluva dickhead.
Co-worker #2: True, but he isn't as bad as that dickhead and a half we had before him.

by Major E. Reckshun August 26, 2010

half bone

The state of not having an erection during a blowjob or handjob.

James only got a half bone when Kassi blew him.

by notyourmom March 02, 2008

half ass

To do something with little effort.
Not completely done.
Poorly done.
Little or no effort is used in the job/activity.

"Why did you do a half ass job cleaning your room? There are dirty clothes under your bed."

1: "How did you get a 57% on that essay? It was easy."
2: "I did a half ass job writing it."

by casey11 July 23, 2007