Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp
by DerpMcStuffins August 09, 2016
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Free Xp

Madison is free Xp because she is horrible at the game
by Bobojinkins January 18, 2022
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double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019
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Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
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Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
by Geek_Squad_999 August 01, 2017
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Low XP Warrior

Basically someone who is a beta bitch and will do anything for a woman's attention or validation
by Kanyefan54 March 04, 2024
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xp

Experience. A play off of "experience points" which is sometimes used in video games (e.g. Final Fantasy).
Do you have a lot of cooking xp?

Nah, I hate cooking.
by DarkPurpleForest March 13, 2021
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