Xi Jinping

a person that all Chinese people want to suck his dick.

chinese: omg is Xi Jinping, he fuck us up but I wanna suck his dick.

by china-dog-wuhan-virus December 19, 2023

He Xi

Historically, about 35 years ago, He Xi was brought to Earth through a compromised government account that attempted to secure project "Sorry." This attempt, although half-assed, made a regimented beginning to the understanding of anatomical male science. In response to He Xi's interest in agricultural businesses, "He does not want to be normal or take drugs" was a protest hymn that is understood to be the catalyst of widespread trends in green grass calving practices. Noted horticulturist Syu Ju Wen also expanded on this novelty by writing the preeminent literature piece, 'Prepartum Maternal Behavior of Domesticated Cattle' about the impact He Xi has had on the Ankole-Watusi breed, which is amongst the most striking members of the bovine kingdom. This led He Xi to become an expert on legal matters concerning obesity as a gardening practice for the Shoebill bird beak, which looks like a wooden Dutch clog and is likened to He Xi's genealogical appearance.

"He is a He" is the second known protest hymn that evolved around the year 2009—defined as an undefined gender barrier-breaking legal entity that does not discriminate against anybody's musical taste. A He Xi moves the mountains and the waves of the ocean with spectacular dance moves that evoke dominant male cow energy. He makes not only you but us women. He is sooooooo good. A He Xi is neither he nor she but chooses to be defined as the pronoun "he."

Guy 1: Bruhh, What is the ugliest bird?
Guy 2: Fuck man, I heard it is a Shoebill that resembles a Dutch clog.
Guy 3: Wowzahh, that's so He Xi.

Girl 2: Being overweight means you're less likely to develop dementia.

by lk247 December 30, 2023

xi and miles

they are the CUTEST couple on the planet, nobody compares to them and you might find them saying cringe things to each other but you are still jealous of the undying love they have for eachother!

“Have you seen those two?”
“Yeah that’s Xi and Miles, they are literally the cutest!”

by Whathedlipdud January 11, 2024

Xi

The all supreme all cool and awesome the all gratified and superior leader of China. He's also 1 of my best mates and is awesome to deal with he doesn't judge you on where you come from or who you are in my personal opinion he should be running the United Nations.

Xi is his name.

by James Mary and the human twins April 20, 2023

Jing Xi

Jing Xi is a person who hates trouble and goes the way to avoid it. She is artistically inclined and has awesome leadership skills. She can be a bit stubborn when things don't go her way, but she always calms down and keeps a clear mind when viewing problems.
Jing Xi can be a bit hesitant to enter into a relationship, but when she does, she will make it awesome.

"Wow! You are friends with a Jing Xi? I'm so envious!"

by Leahleaf December 6, 2022

Jun Xi

The most adorable and charming person in the world.An extroverted introvert, natural charmers and lovers. The sweetest person I have ever known until you cross them. Plays fair in everything she does. Her beauty can break the mirror into pieces

Everyone deserves a Jun Xi

by Babysharkie November 22, 2021

Guo Xi

1. Cool Chinese dude with big biceps.
2. The popular kid in school, who likes flexing his biceps.
3. Smart guy who does not study much but probably end up being an accountant, lawyer or doctor.

Be smart and successful, then it should be a Guo Xi

by Bible chinese November 22, 2021