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The brown crown

This where you spiral dump on someone's head.
She pissed me off so, I gave her the brown crown.
by Big cope October 5, 2017
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The Triple Crown

During a FFM threesome, the man lies back in a position of extreme comfort as the females perform the sickest oral sex of their lives upon his member. During this performance, the man proceeds to make the rock and roll symbol with his hands in order to stimulate the females anus and vagina, specifically the clitoris. The three positions are as follows:

1. <b>The Throne</b>

The man has both his arms resting on the female's backs.

2. <b>The Barrel of Monkeys</b>
One arm is beneath the female hooked up, and the other is in Throne position.

3. <b>Thanksgiving Dinner</b>
Both arms lie below the female and are hooked, as if he's holding two thanksgiving turkeys.
The Triple Crown(see above)
by roy powers November 26, 2009
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Emperor’s Crown

The act of taking your girl and sticking your head into her vagina and then wearing her on your head as a crown
Last night, my girl and I decided to try an Emperor’s Crown, and I think my neck is a little sore
by Dead Lord 999 February 8, 2020
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Douche Crown

This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)

“A haircut reserved for assholes.”
by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021
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crown dust

Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.
I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
by dieseljuvy December 8, 2012
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crowning glory

Taking a poop, dropping a bomb, shitting, crapping etc -particularly in reference to that initial, highly satisfying first push of fecal matter from the body.
Please excuse me, my glory is crowning.

Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!
by Rhondone December 8, 2011
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crown-praiser

Someone who supports a monarchy or a monarchial system of government. Derogatory term for monarchist.
Brit: I love the Queen!
American: Fuck off crown-praiser.
by Holden J.D.S. Caulfield November 25, 2020
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