Tegan

To be overly toxic towards your friends and love ones and self destructive. Well talking yourself in a circle.

Bro your being such a Tegan.

by Zhul February 1, 2022

Tegan

He has a massive pp and he devours milfs with his massive pp it also cums with a Tegan starter pack has 50 inches worth of pp so Tegan is awesome and has a big pp

Tegan fucked my mom

by Jake milfer August 9, 2021

tegan

the most beautiful girl i’ve ever clapped eyes upon! if you ever are lucky enough to find a tegan, never let her go.

that girl is so beautiful, she must be a tegan!

by shampoodle November 5, 2021

Tegan

Tegan is someone who is too tall for her own good. A fake vegan. She would chase you with a moth to see you run. Always run away from a Tegan if you see her - which is not hard, because she is too tall for her own good.

"There's Tegan! RUN!"

by Help! Tegan is here! November 23, 2021

Tegan

Sexy as can be

Tegan is so sexy i wanna fuck her

by ummmm sexy April 6, 2021

Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.

White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one

by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019

tegan blue

1. unofficial name of a tasty plum.
2. a slutface

1. "i ate a tegan blue today. :)"
2. "aw minion! this heroin huss loves her tegan blue."

by shushminion December 15, 2008