A witty cunt who was raised by a fucking dictionary & is addicted to correcting everyone’s poor spelling/grammar. Loves large shaft when summonsed by the king himself. Obsessed with hungry jacks & possibly has a bowel problem considering she spends 99% of her time in the bathroom.
by Phosphate April 03, 2020
The kindest person you'll ever meet. He always puts others before himself and cares for everyone around him. He'll never speak a bad thing about anyone and preaches positivity in everything he does. His lifetime goal is to make people happy. He is a perfectionist and does well in basically everything he does. His smile is worth a million dollars and his laugh never fails to put a smile on your face. He can be very shy but once he is comfortable around you, he is very outgoing. If you are lucky enough to know a Tegan, treasure him forever. He is one of the greatest friends you'll ever have and an even better boyfriend. He'll listen to you and give you advice, he'll comfort you when you're upset, and support you through everything. If you break his heart, it's very unlikely you'll be forgiven, as Tegan's hold a lot of grudges. Once you've broken his trust, your relationship will never be the same. It's very hard to get a Tegan to open up, he has to really trust you to tell you his feelings. Generally he is a very happy person, but he is also very good at putting up a facade. Tegan's sense of humour is one of his best traits. He is one of the most handsome guys you'll ever meet. Everyone adores Tegan! He is unforgettable!
by TransWolf October 15, 2020
He has a massive pp and he devours milfs with his massive pp it also cums with a Tegan starter pack has 50 inches worth of pp so Tegan is awesome and has a big pp
by Jake milfer August 09, 2021
a ship between 2 people named taeven and regan, aka the cutest couple ever. they share lots of memories together, and play video games like among us, minecraft, and roblox. but be careful, their bestfriend will make fun of you if you ever make a joke about their relationship, because they are an incredible couple.
person: those 2 kids taeven and regan are such a cute couple!
their bestfriend: there called tegan!!
their bestfriend: there called tegan!!
by Yellow Camel Girl September 24, 2020
Tegan is an overall quite lovely girl. She's bubbly, witty and incredibly intelligent. However there is one BIG problem with a Tegan. She is the most unreliable and fake snake EVER. She'll claim one thing and then act a completely different the next day. However you will find yourself liking and forgiving her for some reason. It's part of her charm
girl: hey do you know that Tegan girl?
boy: Yeah she cheated on yesterday but I forgive her because she said it was an accident.
boy: Yeah she cheated on yesterday but I forgive her because she said it was an accident.
by notahaterjustarelator December 24, 2021
the biggest slut you’ll ever meet, will always stay prego even after a shit ton of abortions. tegan never stays loyal, had an STD so be careful boys
by hahajsisebbjsiajawnj178 March 08, 2020
When you ask someone if they would like to do any activity and that person responds by saying, “Um….? I don’t know…”
That person is Tegan it.
That person is Tegan it.
by RMSebesta August 02, 2023