standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.

I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!

by BigDNash January 24, 2019

hamburger stand

noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.

Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..

by Opalarmada October 6, 2011

stand up in it

For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse

Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.

by The one and only MC May 18, 2007

Last Stand

The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.

I had a last stand head-shot.

by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 16, 2008

lip stand

the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant

That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.

by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003