Silk Tea Bag

1. A high quality package for individual servings of tea

2. An oral sex act requiring a completely waxed and moisturized scrotum.
Examples:

A silk tea bag makes for a better cup of tea.

As a point of courtesy, Dick had provided a silk tea bag for Jane's house warming party
by AngryCanadian September 26, 2009
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loose the silk panties

You just bought a (fill in the blank) and you are not using it as designed
by The first mongo December 29, 2016
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Mama's silk purse

1. The female genitalia, i.e. the vulva or pudendum.
2. A piece o' cunt.
"Mama's silk purse looks like it's leaking about this time of the month."
by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003
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Silk Hat on a Pig

a person whose (questionable) private character; and, public persona obviously don't match well.

An elegant wardrobe on an obviously earthy creature in repressive, saddening denial about her truthful nature.

complexly about modern women and sexual empowerment - through personal public honesty.

She loves the pianists; there's no shame in it.

c-guzzling-Throat-gagging and all.
by Johnny Red Rockets Cocksmithe February 09, 2012
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fartin' through silk

Since he won the lottery he's been fartin' through silk!
by Shitmagnet May 23, 2011
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silk purse

Silk Purse n. silk purs
1. A vacation destiny for the queer crowd.

2. A den of villainy and extreme drinking.

3. Game house that includes many activities such as: Hide the Hot Dog, Gatorade Down, and last but not least; Infamous Upper Tanker.
Check out that delicious homo stew at the silk purse.
by Mires January 12, 2004
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