Pat's law is simply this, when conducting a project, it is alway the last thing that goes wrong. and on this last miniscule task, you always spend 60% or more of your time on it. Making the last item in a string of items the last possible screw up. This also leads to PAT'S SYNDROME
"You have to drill five holes, the first four were easy and no problems occured. The last hole your drill bit breaks, you replace the bit, and then your battery goes dead. you replace the battery and the motor burns out." this is pat's law
by Tommy Weese March 28, 2008
Where you party until you get blackout drunk and get naked. Then proceed to hump everyone in the room and put your genitals in their face. Usually consists of staying naked the rest of the night.
"Watch your girl, here comes Blackout Pat"
"It's like a penis but smaller"
I got so Blackout Pay last night I lost all my clothes"
"It's like a penis but smaller"
I got so Blackout Pay last night I lost all my clothes"
by Republic of Texas May 18, 2016
Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
by Chris Jenkins January 31, 2007
see dickface. A big waste of good air, believes to be a healer and also believes that anyone not under the strict rule of "christian faith" is not allowed to live on this earth. Has traded his brain in for a bible and now reigns as a fascist dictator on the show, 700 Club. Tried and had support for presidential election. Welcome to America!
Pat Robertson is a Nazi bitch.
by KangaRanga July 01, 2005
The greatest punter of the last generation for the Indianapolis Colts and the funniest sports analyst on the internet who runs the funniest show on the internet.
by MCAFEEMAFIA December 04, 2020
Pat Key is a guy suffered terrible racism in his life he also used to get spat on by a small minority & all he ever wanted was a apology/justice
by The SDL June 30, 2020
by Douglas E Smith December 29, 2005