Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

Tortilla Chip

A phone plan chip made organically from corn tortillas. It is not common due to flammability.

"Woah! Dude, your phone is on fire!"
"Oh! It must be my phone tortilla chip!"

by frogggggiieee August 1, 2022

Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor

"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"

by JinxFeet January 11, 2023

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Tortilla Dip

The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger

Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.

by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020

Fresh tortilla

Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81

Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy

by Draymond black March 18, 2019

Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022