Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021

Crud

Dried up semen

I just snorted my dads crud

by CrudMaster69 January 14, 2022

crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Crud

Crud can be used for anything

crud I just sat on the remote and broke it. what the crud we gonna do.

Your a crud munch

by Crud cobra September 2, 2021

Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.

by Foutens212 January 15, 2023

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017