holland tunnel hand job

a low cost and professional hand job performed by a transvestite prostitute.

Last night I got "holland tunnel hand job" from Eileen(frank) and it only cost $10.

by ggfranklin September 10, 2009

riverboat style hand job

When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.

by Bobby Poppe September 17, 2006

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.

Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

Southwest Style Hand Job

A handjob that involves the hand going over the top of the penis as opposed to underneath it.

Mary is well known for her southwest style hand jobs.

by Jobo086 April 5, 2010

Habanera Hand Job (HHJ)

When someone dices up 1 or many Habanera peppers into a paste, rubs the paste all over their hands, then proceeds to administrate a hand job to some lucky recipient.

I thought I was gonna get lucky with Lucy, but the burning on my schlong indicated that she had given me the Habanera Hand Job (HHJ).

by mawheele January 17, 2008