faf

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way
person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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Megan: Yo we were totally faf last night.

Jimmy: What does faf mean?

Megan: Faded as fuck. We were faded as fuck.
by Cringe01 October 19, 2017
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faf

faf stands for fake ass friend or fake ass fan.

popular in california
He told me he wasn’t going to the party, but he’s there right now. What a faf!
by livlily September 04, 2019
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just plain and simple, there is no definition, its just "FAF!!" Could also be known as a techno slap..
Faf!! Faf..faf..faffety faf
by the glosso cru December 28, 2004
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by trickyð June 08, 2010
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faffing

Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING
Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!
by fafmeister September 17, 2009
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faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).
Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'
by Lesiurama15 January 15, 2012
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