Purple Dong 

Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"

Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"

Purple Dong by JizzMan 69 June 8, 2007

purple haze 

Purple Haze is EXTINCT. The seed company that produced it went down in the 50's or 60's i cant remember which. However there are other strains of purple weed, just not haze. If you dont beleive me try to find one seed company that produces or sells "purple haze" seeds. You wont be able to but you will find seeds called purple power, purple formula, purple cush, etc. These are some purple strains that exist, but there is no purple haze.

guy1: I got some purple haze
guy2: No, its probaly purple cush. Purple haze is extinct, but whatever, who cares what its called any purple stain is dank.
guy1: Yeah, Lets go smoke a bowl or two.

purple haze by chris334223 May 24, 2006

purple jesus 

a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.

That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.

purple jesus by oznogrd December 30, 2009

purple haze 

usually a strong weed, but also crips and blood colors...or vl and gd colors mix into purple!! purple haze that iz!

Nigga, i got so much purple haze in my body!

purple haze by Killa aka dat vice lord from da corner February 4, 2005

purple punch 

A drink cocktail consisting of any clear softdrink mixed with clear hard alcohol , then for the purple color add the candy, any prescription caugh medication that is either pure hydrocodone or a very potent synthetic opioid caugh medication

I cant keep my eyes open, I think i had too much purple punch

purple punch by matt hache November 10, 2007

Purple Thunder 

purple thunder is an underground army created by two high schools students. it is the second largest underground army. Members will usually yell purple thunder in a loud deep raspy voice to show they repsect their membership.

the two high school students walked past each other while yelling "PURPLE THUNDER!!"

Purple Thunder by da_drizzle December 10, 2011

Purple Headed Stallion 

refers to tha enormously ferocious cock LBC has.

girl 1: damn girl, u look tore up.
girl 2: thats cuz LBC's purple-headed stallion ran a massacre up on me.
LBC: damn right girl, and i'll pound your friend too!!!

Purple Headed Stallion by Joe, dont be hatin homez, lol January 5, 2004