The York School

A small private school located in downtown Toronto. The two types of kids who go to York are either nerds with no social life or wannabe popular kids who only go to parties within the school. There are some outliers but the large majority follow this rule. Its an alright school but by the time you hit high school the teachers throat fuck you with homework. If you want to get into a good college York is not a bad bet. The girls are all mid as fuck and the guys are the hottest men with the biggest cocks you will find anywhere.

Person A: What school you from?
Person B: Im gay.
Person A: Ohh you must go to The York School.

Person A: I go to The York School.
Person B: OMG its a York boy they are so hot with large cocks please have sex with me!
Person A: No I like men.

by anonymous January 24, 2022

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The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.

From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

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New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

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