He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
by Some guy who knows all January 5, 2022
Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2022
1.) A beautiful, amazing, unique, genuine, rare, laid back, down to earth, bad ass, sexy, fun, gorgeous, one of a kind, and absolutely breathtaking woman who is covered in tattoos, has several body piercings, has GIGANTIC breasts, and never has the same hair color for longer than a week! You can either consider yourself incredibly lucky or be totally screwed when crossing her path! If you're counted among the select few she calls her friends, consider yourself lucky and blessed! But if you piss her off or are her enemy, be afraid.. be very very afraid!!
2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!
2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!
~Yo bro, I saw the hottest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've EVER SEEN today! •Oooh, you must've seen Ryan Louise Smith!!
by Zero Omega Morte June 28, 2021
by CUCK POPE December 6, 2021
A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).
Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out
by Wyvrv January 21, 2022
Tristan smith is a male who works with A dawg. Tristan smith has a very extroverted personality with some zing to it. Sometimes A dawg is concerned by what T tells her but hey, live learn. T likes to use the words “slay” “I’m dead af” and my personal favorite “stfu”. T has a fruity personality and is bubbly to be around. He bullies Josh often and likes to semi harass him. Josh is like a giant child to it and does not force it to stop. T really likes his job and is definitely not a McD’s boy now….
by —-:);) February 5, 2023