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Mind Yours

“Is that your real hair?”
“Does it matter? Mind Yours.!”
by mochiana July 28, 2020
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Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
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Idol Minds

by Jamesy H April 7, 2003
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Fucked up Mind

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)
by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024
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mind your gentleman

a word for people who hate saying 'willy' 'cock' and penis and are pleased that there's a new word for them to use.
'oh he has a big mind your gentleman'



or this word can be used for when a guy erect and your like 'AHH MIND YOUR GENTLEMAN' to not himself he's too happy.
by everyonejustRELAX August 11, 2008
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Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.
This book is mind-gobbling.
by Fufito June 16, 2017
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mind the queue

When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.
Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!
by Jon Boice October 26, 2015
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