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Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die
"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.
by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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morning

Morning starts from midnight to 3pm
Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC
by Taco dan April 7, 2021
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Good morning USA

I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH

GOOD MORNING USA
by GivemethyswordNOWW May 17, 2023
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Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.
“Hey George, how are you?”
I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”
by Urban mythic January 14, 2019
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Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.
"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"
by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021
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