Girls Just Want to Have Fun

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

by Black_Spade October 19, 2008

You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.

Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

by Chillbro March 04, 2014

I don’t have any cheese

When u have no cheese

Where’s my cheese I have none
I have no cheese
I don’t have any cheese

by Ye. Nan is amazing May 10, 2020

The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.

Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!

by For Sure Dharmic April 21, 2019

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 23, 2017

i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

by KitKat28 October 02, 2012

Oni chan I have dick

This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.

Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget

OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender

by Dengplural December 09, 2019