Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 14, 2014
Get the You must have a runny nose mug.An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.
Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
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Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
by KitKat28 October 2, 2012
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by Ye. Nan is amazing May 10, 2020
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by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019
Get the The fleas have reached your knees mug.This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.
Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget
OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
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by Hezzah December 19, 2008
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