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phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
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national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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Shy guy's 108 girlfriends

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
Holy shit, Shy guy's 108 girlfriends just posted more memes.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
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Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
by God_is_I May 12, 2024
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National Girlfriend Day

National Girlfriend Day means hugging,kissing,holding hands, etc.
by September 7th September 5, 2021
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National Girlfriend Day

The day of which we all become devoted to out girlfriends (not that we already do that). But theres always a day for that :).
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, its National Girlfriend Day. Let's go on a date.
by theonethatstayed August 1, 2022
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy's girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Boy (drunk calls replacement girlfriend): "My girlfriend is asleep so I called you."
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”
by Pudgy Monkey December 9, 2023
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