White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

This Shit Just Got Real

a phrase used when watching a movie to piss people off. used when the movie gets a little more serious.

(The movie goes to a serious/stupid part)
jake: dude this shit just got real
allison: shut the fuck up! your so annoying

by DOMINATORzzz March 6, 2011

Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP

Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!

by Catmanjew November 30, 2009

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.

Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019

piece of shit football club

Manchester United, Barcelona, Tottenham Spurs, Lazio, and Juventus.

Piece of shit football club, like Man United, Barca, Spurs, Lazio, and Juve, teams with no class and no grace at all.

by Cassano September 16, 2006

bang the shit out of someone

- an expression which usually means having a good night sex with someone, but not in all cultures

If a Greek says he is going to bang the shit out of someone, be warned: what it really means is "we are going to watch a movie about sardines".

by theperfecthost July 5, 2014

shit-damn kid

1. A kid who is a good kid (nerd) trying to be a badass.
2. A kid who says shit and damn all the time.

1. "Neil Goldman from family guy is such a shit-damn kid."

2. "Uhhh could you please stop saying shit and damn so much, you shit-damn kid."

by hannah virgie April 9, 2009