HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL
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“The Young Tools marched like they were dismantling the system, not realizing they were acting out the system’s newest script.”
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