Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

Wesley Faggot

He loves being flat tired and will turn off your computer at a constant rate.

Shit that Wesley Faggot turned my computer off again.

by ConfederateConnor May 9, 2019

Urban faggot

People who go on the urban dictionary and write entries such as neopronouns, he/him lesbian, etc. Scum of the earth, really.

Hey, what's the entry for neopronouns like? It's flaming those assholes, right?

Ugh, no. It was written by an urban faggot.

by Bruh-nigga February 7, 2020

Fence faggot

Someone that has gotten some pussy, and is barely leaning over the fence, but can't decide if they like it so they lean backwards over the fence onto a dick, and are in the teetering position on top of the fence about being gay or straight.

Tom Cruise is a fence faggot!

by Shaboicarlsex April 5, 2016

Faggot magnet

Something that attracts faggots.

His Mazda Miata is a real faggot magnet.

by Petrabid July 22, 2016

snazzy faggot

That one friend who walks around with a queef machine making flarp noises.

Jim is such a snazzy faggot!

by A dank memster (pepe) December 22, 2017